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Semi-OK
God Bless America
Itching Powder in the Sleeping Bags

Semi-OK

I've got this thing somewhere in between empty and dark always in my heart. I've got this glitch on account of which I don't add up, but I don't give up hope, cause if you're a bit demoralized and kind of devastated less than optimistic or frustrated remember hey hey hey oh baby hey hey hey oh baby hey hey hey we're semi-OK and that's a whole lot better than we used to be yesterday semi-ok is a kinda sorta brand new day with this development, distressingly content. If you want to see come along with me or just stay where you are yeah, actually, just stay there but my point is this if you've got a glitch you may not add up but you're close enough you'll find life can be kind of cool and not completely terrible absoutely sort of almost bearable wo wo wo oh baby wo wo wo we're semi-O and that's half an "O" more than we had just awhile ago semi-OK is the semi-best way it's the semi-cool semi-swell semi-all-the-way kind of semi-superlative kinda sorta brand new day new day kinda sort brand new day.
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God Bless America

Why don't you shave your legs cause a little hair can make a lot of difference much more than whatever you're trying to prove I know you've got your pride and I know you think it makes a statement and you've got a right to be just as ugly as you want to be beauty is only skin deep and everybody's beautiful underneath I believe in that but let's not push it if you won't do it for me do it for our love for planet earth and the little children do it for peace and humanity and do it for the United States of America and baby if you'll only shave your legs the world will be a better place for you for me and for America. God Bless America.
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Itching Powder In The Sleeping Bags

Once you were my only friend
now I see that's at an end
and all I want is revenge
I used to sing songs to you
I used to have sex with you
now there's nothing I can do
itching powder in the sleeping bags

Now I don't know what to do
I can't be alone with you
always have to leave the room
you used to mean so much to me
now I think you're sickening
and it's so embarrassing

Why can't I understand
the things you do, the way you act
and why can't I just face the facts
All I do is think of those
old obnoxious TV shows
guess that's just the way it goes
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