Dave recently found religion:

Dave's favorite things to collect are:

Dave's favorite zoos:

Dave writes and sings those songs that make all three Parasites fans... um... sing, gets attacked by jaguars, takes care of all the band business, and is made fun of by all of the other band members. He seriously needs to go out on a date, if you can help please e-mail him at:

dave_parasite@bigfoot.com