New Girlfriend

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G F C
G F C
G F C
G........

[C] My new girlfriend is [F] better than you
She has [C] bigger breasts and a [F] higher I.Q.
and she [C] always knows which [F] fork to use
She [C] doesn't always [G] have some [C] lame excuse

[C] She's wigglin' and a-gigglin' and [F] making a pie
and [C] I can tell just by the [F] look in her eye
that she's [C] never gonna make me have to [F] wonder why
and [C] we're gonna [G] have a [C] hell of a time

-- chorus --
[G] She's [F] better than [C] you (better than [G] you)
[G] She's [F] better than [C] you (better than [G] you)
[G] She's [F] better than [C] you (better than [G] you)
[G] She's better than you

[C] And when she's with me, we're [F] hangin' around
and we [C] talk about how you [F] let me down
and how you [C] always used to make that [F] annoying sound
and you [C] just could [G] stand to [C] lose a few pounds

[C] I really hope you're happy with the [F] way it turned out
'cause you [C] made a fool of me but [F] who's laughing now
Who's [C] laughing now and who's [F] laughing not
[C] ha ha [G] ha ha [C] ha ha ha

-- repeat chorus --

[C] My new girlfriend is [F] better than you
[C] My new girlfriend is [F] better than you
[C] My new girlfirned is [F] better than you
She has [C] higher [G] breasts and a [C] bigger I.Q.

G G F E D C7
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2|-----------------------------5---|
3|--12--12--10--9--7-----------3---| (not really...but that's how I play it)
4|--12--12--10--9--7-----------5---|
5|--10--10--8---7--5------2-3--3---|
6|--------------------3-5----------|