Two Martinis From Now

Note: The Bm sounds best like this: 799777.

It's been a [G]while and looking [Bm]back
[C]I keep losing [G]track of how long it's [D]been
and [C]who lefte who a[G]gain and since [D]when
The little [G]hand is on the [Bm]one
and [C]I have just be[G]gun to suck on a [D]lime
and start [C]learning to tell [G]time [C] [G]

I started [C]feeling [G]low a [C]beer [G]ago
and in a[G]bout a gin and [D]tonic or [C]two
I'll be a blue hawaiian [G]away from crying for [D]you

[G]Two martinis from now it won't matter much any[D]how
I [G]started to over[C]flow [G]two mart[D]inis a[C]go-[G]o [D]

I couldn't last one gimlet more
but I've still got time for a sob and a sigh
and one more whiskey and rye just went by
the little hand is on the two
I wonder what I'll do if it gets to three
how many teardrops will that be

I bow my head and pray to be ok
and in a half a manhattan or so
I'll have two our fathers and one bloody mary to go

Two martinis hence it might start to make some sense
I unsealed my fate one fith of bourbon to late (watch me now)

Solo (verse)

The little hand is on the three
how many teardrops will it be
till I collaps and your memory's under wraps?

There's so much getting through to catch up to
I'm still four white russians behind
I feel a Jim Beam shining on me
I might be losing my mind

In a teardrop or two it'll be time to get over you
and I'll figure out just how two martinis from now

End on G